DogeBag.
Born rich. Raised racist.
Sells innovation. Delivers grift.
Cosplays as a genius.
Salutes followers like a fascist.*
100% cotton. 0% compliance.
Privacy sold separately.
*Fuck Nazis.
🧵 Sizing is unisex (code for men’s, surprise surprise). Sorry about that whole patriarchy thing. Check the FAQ for the size chart and another vague apology.
