Refund policy

What Qualifies for a Return?

If we messed up—sent you the wrong item, missed a giant hole, or your shirt looks like it got in a bar fight with a weed whacker—email us. We’ll fix it, no drama.

For everything else: you’ve got 10 days from when it lands on your porch to return it for store credit. No refunds. No exceptions. We’re not Amazon, and we’re definitely not your ex.

Returns must be unworn, unwashed, and not smell like sadness, tacos, or your dog. If it looks like it went to Burning Man or took a nap in a dive bar bathroom—we’re gonna pass.

How To Start a Return.

Email returns@fourscore.shop with your order number and your reason (bonus points for honesty).

We’ll get back to you with next steps—if your item qualifies. You’ll be on the hook for return shipping unless we screwed something up. Which, fair.

Exchanges?

Want a different size, design, or suddenly regret your entire aesthetic? Cool. Return the one you have and order the one you actually want. We don’t do swaps—only clean slates. If your return is approved, you'll get store credit to start fresh.

Damage or Issues?

Inspect your order the moment it lands. If it’s defective, damaged, or just plain wrong, email us at returns@fourscore.shop and we’ll make it right. But like, politely.

Refunds (where’s my money?)

We don’t do refunds unless we screwed up. If your item is damaged or incorrect and we approve a refund, we’ll return it to your original payment method within 10 business days.

If your bank drags its feet, yell at them—not us. No refund will be issued until we’ve received and inspected your item. Don’t test us.

Still confused? Read the FAQ or email support@fourscore.shop. We’ll pretend to be helpful.