FAQ

You’ve got 14 days from delivery to request a return—but only if your shirt hasn’t lived a second life. Worn, washed, partied-in? That’s your shirt now. For the full breakdown (with all the snarky fine print), read our Return Policy. Then email returns@fourscore.shop to get started.

We print on demand. Most shirts ship within 4–7 business days. After that it's up to the shipping gods, hopefully less than a week. If it’s slower than that, blame capitalism and check here.

Want a different size, color, or suddenly regret your entire aesthetic? Cool. Return the one you have and order the one you actually want. We don’t do swaps—only clean slates. Read our Return Policy before you try anything funny.

No. Well, not yet. We're working on it, I swear.

Artists, button-pushers, and chaos agents: we’re listening. Email us with your weird pitch.

All tees are technically unisex—translation: men's sizing, because of course it is. We're sorry. The patriarchy designed the size chart, not us. Here’s how the measurements break down:

Chest (in): Your actual body measurement, all the way around at the widest part.

Chest Width: Flat measurement across the shirt, armpit to armpit.

Body Length: Measured from the top of the shoulder (next to the collar) straight down to the bottom hem.

TL;DR: If you like a looser fit, size up. If you want it tight enough to feel your regret, size down.