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You've got 10 days from delivery to request a return for store credit—but only if your shirt hasn't lived a second life. Worn, washed, partied-in? That's your shirt now. For the full breakdown (with all the snarky fine print), read our Return Policy. Then email returns@fourscore.shop to get started.

We print on demand. Most shirts ship within 4–7 business days. After that it's up to the shipping gods, hopefully less than a week. If it's slower than that, blame capitalism and check here.

Want a different size, color, or suddenly regret your entire aesthetic? Cool. Return the one you have for store credit and order the one you actually want. We don't do swaps—only clean slates. Read our Return Policy before you try anything funny.

No. Well, not yet. We're working on it, I swear.

Artists, button-pushers, and chaos agents: we're listening. Send your weird pitch.

All tees are technically unisex—translation: men's sizing, because of course it is. We're sorry. The patriarchy designed the size chart, not us. Here's how the measurements break down:

Chest (in): Your actual body measurement, all the way around at the widest part.

Chest Width: Flat measurement across the shirt, armpit to armpit.

Body Length: Measured from the top of the shoulder (next to the collar) straight down to the bottom hem.

TL;DR: If you prefer a looser fitting tee, you should size up. If you want it tighter than a frog's ass (which is waterproof), then size down.

We hear you. We feel you. Hell, we are you. Right now we stock up to 3X—but we're working on 4X–6X without watering down the quality or jacking up the price.

It's harder than it should be, but the goal is simple: same badass shirts, same fit, no upcharge BS. Want to yell about it? Let's go.

Want early access when they drop? Sign up here and we'll add you to the "hell yes, tell me first" list.

If you're beyond 3X, you're not forgotten—we're just doing this right, not rushed.