Terms of Service

Overview

This site is operated by Four Score. “We”, “us”, “our” = Four Score. “You” = you, dear human (or sophisticated bot). By being here, you agree to everything below—even the parts you’ll pretend you read.

This applies to everyone: buyers, browsers, chaos gremlins, and that one aunt who types URLs into Facebook.

Continued scrolling = continued agreement. Simple.

Section 1 - Online Store Terms

You’re either: a) a legal adult, or b) letting your feral teenager shop here. Either way, welcome.

No law-breaking, demon-summoning, or virus-slinging. Any of that? You’re done. Fast.

Section 2 - General Conditions

We can deny service to anyone. Including you, Retrograde Randy.

Don’t copy our site. Don’t clone our stuff. And no, section headers are not legally binding magic spells.

Section 3 - Accuracy & Info

If you spot a typo, congrats—you’re smarter than our last intern. Don’t base your life on our product descriptions. Double-check things. Or don’t. Your call.

Section 4 - Prices & Modifications

Prices change. Stuff disappears. That shirt you wanted? Gone. We’re not liable for emotional damage.

Section 5 - Products & Vibes

We print on demand. Quantities are limited. Colors may vary. If your monitor’s from 2007, that’s a you problem.

No promises that a shirt will change your life. But wouldn’t that be cool?

Section 6 - Billing

If your order screams “fraud,” we’ll cancel it. Keep your info updated, or risk sad-mailbox syndrome.

Wanna return something? Here’s how.

Section 7 - Optional Tools

Third-party tools = use at your own risk. If one breaks your browser or your spirit, don’t email us. Seriously.

Section 8 - Third-Party Links

If you click a weird link and buy a haunted doll from Etsy, that’s between you and your future therapist.

Section 9 - Feedback & Comments

You send it, we can use it. No credit. No cash. No hugs.

Don’t be creepy or illegal. If it sucks, we’ll delete it. Or laugh. Depends.

Section 10 - Personal Info

Your data is handled per our Privacy Policy. We don’t sell your soul—just your vibe (kidding, kind of).

Section 11 - Errors & Omissions

We make mistakes. We fix them. If we don’t tell you? That’s showbiz, baby.

Section 12 - Don’ts

Don’t hack, steal, spam, impersonate, upload nonsense, or violate laws. No bootlegs. No bullsh*t. Break the rules, and you're out.

Section 13 - No Promises

This site is “as-is.” If it breaks, glitches, or disappoints you existentially—that’s not our fault.

Section 14 - Liability

If you get us sued because you were being shady, you’re footing the bill. Period.

Section 15 - Severability

If one part of this contract dies, the rest lives. Like a cockroach in a nuclear bunker.

Section 16 - Termination

We can boot you. You can ghost us. But if you owe us? We’ll remember. Forever.

Section 17 - The Deal

This page + our other policies = the full agreement. Interpretive dance doesn’t count.

Section 18 - Law

We’re governed by U.S. law. If things go legal, we’re fighting on home turf.

Section 19 - Changes

We can update this page whenever. No alerts. No confetti. Just edits. You keep browsing? That means you’re cool with it.