Privacy Policy

The Vibe

We don’t want your secrets. We barely want your email. But the internet does what it does—so yeah, some of your info gets collected when you use this site. It’s not personal. It’s capitalism.

What We Collect

We collect what Shopify collects. That means basic order info, payment details (securely processed by people smarter than us), and whatever you voluntarily give us—like your email, your name, or a spicy note in the order comments.

We don’t track your every move, whisper into your mic, or follow you around the web. But Shopify and third-party apps (like email, ads, and analytics) might. That’s on them. We just make shirts.

Cookies (Not the Fun Kind)

This site uses cookies. Not the chewy ones. The tiny digital ones that remember your cart, let you log in, and help us understand if anyone is actually reading this.

You can disable cookies in your browser, but it might make the site weird or unusable. Proceed at your own glitchy risk.

Sharing Your Info

We don’t sell your data. We don’t barter it. We don’t even really look at it unless we’re trying to fix an order.

Some info goes to services we use—Shopify, email providers, print-on-demand partners. They need it to make sure your shirt exists. We only share what’s necessary to fulfill your order and make things run.

Email (AKA the Inbox Gamble)

If you give us your email, we might send you stuff—order confirmations, shipping updates, or the occasional promo. You can unsubscribe anytime. No hard feelings. Probably.

California, GDPR, and Other Buzzwords

If you’re somewhere fancy with privacy laws: yes, you can request your data, delete your account, or ask what we have on you. Email support@fourscore.shop and we’ll make it happen (or at least pretend to know how).

Final Word

We’re not out to get you. We just sell weird shirts. If you’ve got questions, paranoia, or a foil hat to mail us, email support@fourscore.shop.