Returns

What Qualifies for a Return?

Look, we’re not monsters. If your item shows up looking like it lost a fight with a raccoon—or something’s just wrong—then email us. We’ll fix it. But if we didn't screw up, then you’ve got 14 days from delivery to make up your mind. But here’s the deal: we only take back unworn, unwashed, totally-not-partied-in items. If it smells like your roommate’s ferret or has seen the inside of your favorite dive bar bathroom—then yeah, no. Enjoy your shirt.

How to start a return

Email returns@fourscore.shop with your order number and your reason (bonus points for honesty).

We’ll get back to you with next steps—if your item qualifies. You’ll be on the hook for return shipping unless we screwed something up. Which, fair.

Exchanges?

Want a different size, design, or suddenly regret your entire aesthetic? Cool, well not cool per se, but okay. Return the one you have and order the one you actually want. We don’t do swaps—only clean slates.

Damage or issues

Inspect your order the moment it lands. If it’s defective, damaged, or just plain wrong, email us at returns@fourscore.shop and we’ll make it right. But like, politely.

Refunds (where's my money?)

If approved, we’ll refund your original payment method within 10 business days. If your bank drags its feet, yell at them—not us.

No refund will be issued until we’ve received and inspected your item. Don’t test us.

Still confused? Read the FAQ or email support@fourscore.shop. We’ll pretend to be helpful.